Biography: Hi, I'm that guy with that luck, so I can only have one-night stands………. up comedy at your place, my place, or stand in a doorway so people will have to ask us to move, and we just bust out laughing. I'm very much allergic to jail, the streets, and gang stalking. Ayo, I row solo; seriously, I am the most hated tolerated guy in Philly…. but I was born in Ecuador, and my Grandfather Pancho swam 6 of us on a banana leaf. Lol, I was joking. I got locked in the dumbest shit you can ever imagine, and now there is a woman of the night swiping people's wallets. My hobbies are just being mysterious; much love to you, jackalopes. Keep on Keeping on.